The Menu

We Welcome You, to join us and indulge in a four course menu inspired by the book! We hope our curious collection captures the culinary catastrophes consumed in the book. Choose your menu selections wisely, they may be your last.

Soup

Golden Corn Erok Soup

Appetizer

Smashed Watermelon and Blue Ultra-violet sun-dried Heirloom Tomato's

Entrée

Kismet's Fantastical Assortment Of Greens Lentils, Chickpeas and a few Small Additions from the Cursed Fields (Reference Directive 3)

Dessert

Good Enough Apple Pie made from the nearly Rotten Apples which festered for far too long under the rays of the Ultra-Violet Blue Sun

Drink

Blood Orange Wine

Soup

Puréed Green Marsh Soup topped Dried Swamp Rocks (Trust us, it tastes worst than it sounds)

Appetizer

Dehydrated Green Marsh Chips Lightly Dusted With Swamp Salt

Entrée

Twice Baked Green Marsh Souffle

Dessert

Yeasty Marsh Cake

Drink

Moldy Swamp Water

Soup

Tunicate Larvae Pond Water

Appetizer

Blooming Bloodied Starbud

Entrée

Dried and Drugged-out Hummingbirds

Dessert

Cannabis Coffee Cherry Compost Cake

(Ministry custom C4 blend)

Drink

Starbducts ancient pre-Reunification selection